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This thing [Nov. 5th, 2004|01:19 am]
[mood | hyper]
[music |Disturbed - Sanctify]

You are .doc You change from year to year, just to make things tough on your competition.  Only your creator really has a handle on you.
Which File Extension are You?
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Buggered [Oct. 31st, 2004|03:55 pm]
[mood | blah]
[music |Disturbed - Down With The Sickness]

Well yesterday i raced at you yangs, well saturday aswell but that was practise runs, flawless run, ending up 7th in vic for u/17's in downhill, i was aiming to get in the top 10 and i did it!! the guy under me, Tim Clark last race on the same track beat me by .24 of a second, have a look at who beat who by how much XD XD XD XD, fluke! there were about 15 of us rider guys some i knew and some i met that jus sat down afterwards andlaughed at people who crashed :P, we all had a crash or two prior to race run and we got laughed at so they had it coming! it was a real succesfull day but i got hayfever real bad on saturday which drained me and stop me practising so we went home, fixed up the bike and went back sunday to race, really fun, sitting in the shuttle busses with stinky guys full of B-O sitting right next to them sucks! anyway, im hopefully going to movie marathon tonight and am working tuesday cup day, work at newsagent and i think if you are a casual worker and work on a public holiday on a week day you get double and a half pay, ill ask later but i hope thats the go! anyway heres some pics and links to videos of me racing!

im in the yellow t shirt and black helm!

Spot the name and follow it! XD




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The Drunken Rambllings of me [Oct. 23rd, 2004|10:14 pm]
[mood | drunk]
[music |Disturbed - Liberate]

Well heres my day as of uuuuhh yesterday , saturday, went to work at 8am, worked there and got bored and tired, but wait! it gets better! then i went home at 1:00, got home then honey n toffa came round, played PS2 because thats just the very ccool thing to do these days and OH! we yelled at these little tackers walking up the street from behind my door and they kept looking around going, EH, where that noise be from ey? then they got in a car and drove away, after that i ordered a pizza, people who LOVE MEAT, and that came and doggus tried to maul the delivery man, after that at 8pm we rode, oh yeah we rode in the dark to beaui, to jenningses place where we annoyed sibblings, got the digital camera and decided to head over the fence, through some trees and over another fence, through someones backyard and over another fence which took us into royal melbourne golf course, yes the international one, but we were poo scared that they would let dogs out and jennings thought they would get a chopper if we were caught, so having about 1 hour of film we just left the camera rolling filming when we got scared because we werent the only ones in there :O , and it was on night vision so it was extra shiney!, we got about 900m across the golfcourse when SUDDENLY..... we reached the fence after crossing 3 or 4 fairways and walking infront of a rangers house, i no how to make u wanna read more!, we ran back trhowing bunker contents and trees at eachother and javelening the end of course hole flags things down the green and went back to his place to watch what we made....we did and meh, so we decided to pump some music up at 12am to waker his family up, we recorded it and yeah, pretty much what we expected to happen happened, they got pissed, but we got it on camera, IN NIGHT VISION!

and the fun begins.....

we then got the idea that his parents didn't want us there so we headed....back to chelt and we knew where a ''gathering'' was, so we rang em up and we were in the right street and all, just 30 houses away, went round the back, about 7 people there, plus me and toff, now makes 12, aaand yeah, we smelt beer so we got a beer, one lead to another, which lead to another which lead to 5 then took me to 9 and then fucking tom cut the bottom off a coke bottle and FILLEd it with 1/2 beer (vb) 1/4 cougar and cola and 1/4 melbourne vic and let me tell YOU that was THE SHITTEST tasting thing i have EVER tasted, but i was on cloud nine so i didn't notice it, he dared me to skull it so i did and if i did, WHICH i did, i wouldn't have to repay him for the beer, WOO FREE BEER! then it hit 3am in the morning, i still had a beer in one hand, (count was now at 15) and decided to walk home with the can of half full cougar, got to the end of the street onto nepean highway and it got empty, im tipping cos i drank it, so i got very fucking pissed, reached into my pocket to get my phone to check the time......no, no phone in there..... A BEER!!!! so i pulled it out and opened it, avoid hangovers, stay drunk, then i went to scratch my ass, reach into back pocket, YES BEER! then there was now a beer in every pocket of my pants, i coulda sworn a wasn't that fat, so i got through all of them which took me upto 18 and a half, then tossed it over the fence of a house cos it tasted like me, by that time i was with toffa walking home, had passed 3 cop cars and an ambo, and i got home at 4, then the mind kicked in.....hang on i told mum i was gonna stay at toffas, oh well, sneak in the back door, all sweet, hold on i left my brothers bike at his place, oh well get it tomorrow, all sweet, hold on .......I GOTTA WORK TOOMORROW!, then toffa did a drunken grumble, and said, well, if im drunk and im corect then you gotta work today, so i stumbled hoome, brushed teeth so if mum found me she wouldn't be sus, the got into bed and 5 hours later had to get up again, and ohhh boy that was a bad idea, i had spilt beer ALL over me so i stank then i had a shower at 9 and went into work at 9 30, boss was sus cos i couldn't work straight so he said, just aslong as you get through the day in one peace, which i did, sure i went out the back out of customers veiw a few too many times but i lasted, then here i am now, up untill 4 hours ago i hadn't eaten ONE thing since 6, well i had but it decided to make frends with some guys fence on the way home, and dam i was hungry so i had a muffin and hot chocolate, a coffe and cocke, CAFFEINE, yayayyayayayayaaya, then i heard from sam today that some absolute skank is gonna start working at our work as of next week which i dont like, megan you would no her, em and sam do but they make me find out the hard way, no fair! and i have ALSO earned the name sunshine from emma at work, dunno why but theres another one to add to the collection, i hate new people at work!!!! i hate change!!

Well if i have left anything out of this, my excuse is that i cant remember it so naaa, katie did get her hair fixed? hope so, well i better go pick up this bike, mum still doesn't know what i was doing, she thinks i went to toffas for the night after a ride, didn't no about the beer, im good! works not!


Cya Cya
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Nohing Random [Sep. 12th, 2004|05:50 am]
[mood | tired]

Whats does your personality rate from 1-10? by morning_prayer
Your first full name
Your personality rates an11
your best quality isyoure fun to hang around
your worst quality isnothing! lucky you ;)
this is becauseOf the people you hang around
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Quizzed [Sep. 11th, 2004|05:19 am]
[mood | drained]

How Stereotypical You Are...

Created by uraverageteen and taken 21438 times on bzoink!

The Generic Teenager Stereotype
Do you drink [alcohol]?yes
Do you party a lot? How often?when invited
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?No
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?once, only on computer
Do you skip classes? How often?english claasses suck
Do you have casual sex? Protected?No No
Do you steal?only from work *hides from megan* not that work tho
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?one that says Jesus is a slut? i wish
Do you drool over celebrities?no, thheyre rich and im not so i hate them
Do you watch a lot of TV?nope, not tooooo much
Do you ever watch the News?yep
Do you even care about world issues?depends...
Do you read books often?no, i look at pictures :)
Are you failing a lot of your classes?50/50
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?yep yep
Do you smoke cigarettes?NO
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?Try not to, i like outside, rain or sun
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?Sometimes
Do you cuss a lot?When i have to
Are you desperate to fit in?Nope
Are you intelligent?mmmmmm?
The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?Not For me
Black eyeliner?^
Black eyeshadow?^
Black trenchcoat?Too much $$$
Black boots?Aussie Disposals!
Black fishnets?''your not gonna catch any fiish with them around your arms'' - Dylan
Black nail polish?or perm texta? works both ways
Cigarettes?not a part of being goth.
Heavy metal music?fun fun
Marilyn Manson?Anti
Kittie?REOW
Cradle of Filth?YES!!
Constant frown and perpetual angst?Nope
Do you like to be seen as
Are you an intellectual?
An atheist?
Horrible home life?
Hopelessly depressed?
Suffering with suicidal idealations?
Self-mutilation?
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?i hate punk
Big black boots?i hate punk
Mohawk?i hate punk
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]i hate punk
Loud, confident and opinionated?i hate punk
Wild hair colors?i hate punk
NOFX?i hate punk
Rancid?i hate punk
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?i hate punk
Ai hate punk
The Jock Sterotype
What's your IQ?something
Do you watch a lot of sports?footy and riding
Play a lot of sports?i ride
Talk a lot about sports?nup
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?no
Are you arrogant?can be
Are you a male or female whore?im not gay, cant figure out q
Are you homophobic?no, i think homo's are gay
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?Nope, tease = pointless
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?security
Boobs = yes?<
Parties = yes?<
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?NO anti burger flipper
The Girl Stereotype
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?
Have you ever been on a diet?
How much did you lose?
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?funny how the weight and diet q's are in the female sect.
Make yourself throw up?
Make-up?
Low-cut tops?
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]i get my cups from the cupboard :)
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?
Giggle a lot?
What's the deal with boys?
Thongs?YES!
Pretty bras?^^^
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?
Who's the weaker sex?
Are you a feminist?
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?
How often do you shave your legs?
How about your armpits?
Are you emotional?
Especially when on your period?
This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.]
Originality or Acceptance?originality
Independence or Companionship?companion
Stability or Freedom?freedom
Personal or Interpersonal?persona;
Introvert or Extrovert?ummmm for shizzle
Popularity or Isolation?isolated like an emo boy
Unique or Loved?loved
Understood or Individual?understood
You or Them?Them

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Most Shitfull Journal Entry ever [Sep. 7th, 2004|05:20 am]
[mood | drunk]
[music |IM NOT DRUNK]

This is going to be the most shitfull journal entry you people (sad sad SAD people who read MY live journal(had to type it so it would be longer))will ever read because i told katie it would be longer than her les miserables (aka lame as or lesbian misstresses).

First thing in the morning we had a guest preist speaker who wore black like a whore and white like a shike? and he wasn't funny even though he thought he was...then brother brendan came in to talk to us next about vocation and his life over the past 70 year in 15 minutes which was gay, then a single guy came in and OH GOD i wonder why, he laughs at himself before he tells his joke and after, he stinks and stares at people, and he wonders why he is single, then a married couple came in and told us their vocation (incase you dont know a vocation is a calling from god saying what to do in your life) and that was to be married and have kids and they basically stood up their for 30 minutes saying how good it is to ''make love'' and how practise makes oerfect and Religiuos shit says not to have sex out side of marraige, sif listen but just to be picky someone asked about that then they left because it was ''their time had finished'', so we all shutup , no question so we could to lunch early, cept we got let our normal time cos the R-E teacher though it would be HELPFULL if he read the bible for the remainder of the time left (15 minutes) and i can only say, thank god for radio, thank god for headsets and thank god for music and being able to ignore things, wven when they are about him, HAR.

School today was like any other day at school, take yesterday, we had period one and two, recess, three and four, lunch, five and six then went home, thats pretty much my day apart from when i decided it was a good idea to throw someones blazer out the window(3rd stroy), headbutt a random guy, put someones head into a desk while he was resting on it and drop my book on the floor just because i could. at lunch there was a big fight between the year 10's and 11's on the front oval (its all good because some of us year 10's get along goodly with the year 11's) so we watched and we laughed. That's pretty much what we do at lunch at recess, how fun. but on weekend i was at work and a person didn't no how to recharge their phone after i printed out the recharge number and giving that southland has no reception at all meant it took ages and i bludged for a while which was cool. then i spent a while doing photocopying while other people work *laughs at you*, that was the newsagent job, and mitre 10 i am quitting friday week cos i want the holidays freed up for ... stuff?

Oh and bin duty at our school is done by kids after school (take round bins on a cart then empty all into about 4 bins then take to huge dumpster and clean out) for about 3 days a week, you get 30 bucks per day, and there is an application for BIN DUTY, and i yoinked his sheet and in the reason for wanting the job we all wrote he wanted to be a garbologist and study the smell of garbage compared to his house. All on the way to roller blading which sucked balls more than a hoe! bus ride is fun because i made brent give me all his lollies (well about 3) because im all not mean and know how to ask politely (-2342) while brenan was runing up the bus aisle (sp?)playing someone elses guitat singing what everyone lese was saying, *feels sorry for the bus driver* and that was about when the banana war began and people got might pissed, but enough of that. My snatch was good, i chomped brents chomp(thats a chocolate thing for all you sick minded 'ags) i prentended to look over his phone while he was typing a msg with his chocolate in the same hand and i got reeeeal close and took a bite out of it getting the phone too, still taste like chocolate, but he got me back and stole my whole packet of chips, but then i threw his subway uniform in the bins :). And he says he wins but i took out the steal of the day and i have his bike tools at myne which hes not getting back untill i get a red helicopter to fly to themoon with.

Then on the way home it was a repeat of coming to the place except we got off bus at mentone and someone fell over in the aisle of the bus so people walked over him (lightly) but i walked around him, fearing he would fart, this was the guy that started the banana war earlier on. Then i went around mentone and was like...WOAH ATM, so i put in my bank card and pushed a few buttons and it gave me my card back (kind machine :) ) then it gave me a red note saying 20 on it, so i gave it to the guy at safeway and he scanned the stuff in my hand which was now in a lastic bag and gave me change, cash can be exchanged for goods and services...O00ooooooo0o0oooo do explain....

then i got home and got changed thinking i had to go to work but there was no work so i could have stayed and seen some people but nooo i had to get home early!!

on the weekend coming i am working saturday (some see me cos i get boreed(8-1pm)) at newsagent, and i wanna do ticketek course but boss says i need to speek more and get to know things a little bit better then im set! Then hopefully if i can bum a lift i will go upto You Yangs national park for a ride, shall be fun, because i raced there earlier in year and came 17th out of 32 , yay
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(no subject) [Sep. 6th, 2004|11:10 pm]
[mood | bored]

Your LJ life. by deew_sih
Username
You marry:kiku_pink
You hate:shrimp_149_3
You love:han_kakkoii
Hates you:babii_juju
Loves you:jesspoo
Kills you:ch1cken
Brings you back to life:jesspoo
Kills you again:han_kakkoii
Cries at your funeral:shrimp_149_3
Laughs at your funeral:babii_juju
Kills themself over me:kiku_pink
Quiz created with MemeGen!
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3rd time [Sep. 1st, 2004|04:48 am]
[mood | lonely]

Get Personal

Created by lito-nini and taken ch1cken was here amount times on bzoink!

basics
Name
Full Name
Age
Height
Hair color
weight
eye color
skin type
nationality
Grade?
school?
Favorites
color
cd
song
band
Genre of music
story genre
Movie type
movie
store
clothes brand
shoes
this or that?
pepsi/coke
pants/skirt
long/short hair
tee/long sleeve
pink/red
blue/green
yellow/orange
adidas/nike
glasses/contact
anime/manga
manga/manwha
shoes/socks
men/women
lesbian/gay
bi/homo/heteral
tricycle/bicycle
blues clues/dora
watching/reading porn
Are you..
virgin
wearing clothes
bald
hairy
gay
lesbian
bisexal
human
missing limbs
picking your toes
stratching yourself
micheal jackson
picking your nose
What comes to mind
porn
girls
women
guys
boys
hands
sliver
diamonds
MONEY
shoes
yellow
death
love
butterflies
pink
chairs
pans
mom
pants
panties
boxers
briefs
bra
toes
eyes
teeth
brown
poop
dog
do yoy shave... your...
eyebrows
mustache
legs
fingers
ears
nose hairs
toes
down there
armpits
hair
arms
alright
approaching the end, what do you think?
bye



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Again For Today [Sep. 1st, 2004|04:27 am]

Get Personal

Created by lito-nini and taken 33 times on bzoink!

basics
Name
Full Name
Age
Height
Hair color
weight
eye color
skin type
nationality
Grade?
school?
Favorites
color
cd
song
band
Genre of music
story genre
Movie type
movie
store
clothes brand
shoes
this or that?
pepsi/coke
pants/skirt
long/short hair
tee/long sleeve
pink/red
blue/green
yellow/orange
adidas/nike
glasses/contact
anime/manga
manga/manwha
shoes/socks
men/women
lesbian/gay
bi/homo/heteral
tricycle/bicycle
blues clues/dora
watching/reading porn
Are you..
virgin
wearing clothes
bald
hairy
gay
lesbian
bisexal
human
missing limbs
picking your toes
stratching yourself
micheal jackson
picking your nose
What comes to mind
porn
girls
women
guys
boys
hands
sliver
diamonds
MONEY
shoes
yellow
death
love
butterflies
pink
chairs
pans
mom
pants
panties
boxers
briefs
bra
toes
eyes
teeth
brown
poop
dog
do yoy shave... your...
eyebrows
mustache
legs
fingers
ears
nose hairs
toes
down there
armpits
hair
arms
alright
approaching the end, what do you think?
bye



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PROSTITUTE [Sep. 1st, 2004|01:54 am]
[mood | rejuvenated]
[music |TV - i deleted all my music :(]

wowowowow my mood is a word i don't even know what means????

now i have attention this journals like a quiz only journal eventhough i dont usually like doing them ! double spaced x 2!!

amuse me?
what do you think of my...
personality:
eyes:
face:
hair:
clothes:
voice:
humor:
choice of music:
mannerisms:
family:
friends:
decisions:


would you...
be my friend:
tell me the truth no matter what:
lie to make me feel better:
spread rumors about me:
keep a secret if I told you one:
loan me some cash:
hold my hand:
take a bullet for me:
keep in touch:
try and solve my problems:
love me:
have sex with me:
ditch me:
use me:
date me:
rape me:
beat me up:

Got From Maddies LJ

wow i can link i can link i can link....thats my day in fifteen nutshells

Egg lickers

EDIT: some questions are weeeeird except the rape one
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do it if can be bothered?...... [Aug. 10th, 2004|05:58 am]
[mood | tired]
[music |---------------------------------]

00. who are you, whats our relationship..
01. how and where did we meet..
02. whats my middle name..
03. how long have you known me..
04. tell me one good thing about myself..
05. tell me one bad thing about myself..
06. when you first saw me, what was your impression..
07. my age..
08. birthday..
09. my favorite band at the moment..
10. colour eyes..
11. do i have any siblings..
12. have you ever had a crush on me..
13. whats one of my favorite things to do..
14. do you remember one of the first things i said to you..
15. describe me in 3 words..
16. name 5 things i love..
17. do you think im good looking..
18. how would you describe me to someone..
19. would you ever date me..
20. tell me one thing youve always wanted to say to me but never did. "i cant think of anything" not allowed..
21: what do you like most about me..
22: if we could spend a day together, what would we do..
23: have we ever gotten in a fight..
24: do you think we will be friends for at least three or four more years..
25. give me a nickname and explain why you picked it..
26. what do you think my weakness is..
27. do you think ill get married..
28. what makes me happy..
29. what makes me sad..
30. what reminds you of me..
31. if you could give me anything, what would it be..
32. whens the last time you saw me..
33. do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same..
34. do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and i would listen..
35. are you going to put this on your live journal and see what i say about you..
36. if i was an ice cream flavor, which would i be and why..
37. what song (if any) reminds you of me..
38. if you could change one thing about me, what would it be..
39. would you make a move on me..
40. do i cross your mind at least one time a day

i havent read through it so dont answer stuff you cant be bothered or seems weird
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FUCK I HAVE NO LIFE!!! [Jul. 31st, 2004|05:12 am]
[mood | bored]
[music |slipknot - liberate]

>>001. What is your name? Chris
>>002. Spell your name backwards: sirhc
>>003. Date of birth: 15th nomvember 1988
>>004. Male or female? male
>>005. Astrological sign: scorpio?
>>006. Nickname: oi
>>007. Occupation: school, newsagents AND mitre 10, yes, im a work whore
>>008. Height: 6"2?
>>009. Weight: 70ish
>>010. Hair color: blondish
>>011. Eye color: Blue
>>012. Where were you born? Sandi
>>013. Where do you reside now: Highett
>>014. Age: 15
>>015. Screen names: kill the fat controller, pray to a new god
>>016. Are you online often? Yea < no life
>>017. What does your screen name stand for? copy and paste really works
>>018. What is your diary name? ch1cken
>>019. What does your diary name stand for? dunno, shop
>>020. Pets: dog, birds, fishs and sister..BAHEEMOTH
>>021. Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake? im over candles, when i got to 2 years old, i was like fuck this!
>>022. Piercings? no
>>023. Tattoo's? want a big fox tatoo on my backbone
>>024. Shoe size? 13
>>025. Righty or lefty? righty
>>026. Wearing:jeans n work shirt
>>027. Hearing: Blink 182- Heres your Letter
>>028. Feeling: keys
>>029. Eating/drinking: custard

~Friends Stuff~

Which one of your friends is the....
>>030. Craziest? Tim
>>031. Loudest? all otherwise i couldn'thear them
>>032. Nicest? all, cant have mean frends unless your from iraq....FUCKERS
>>033. Bitchiest? everyone is on their rags sumtime in life
>>034. Life of the party? I dont know
>>035. Jock? flack
>>036. Prep? pedo
>>037. Rebel? jail whores
>>038. Cutest? tilly
>>039. Best friend of the same sex? honey or toff?
>>040. Best friend of the opposite sex? maddie katie or minda?
>>041. Most popular? who cares
>>042. Rudest? = cool so me
>>043. Most shy? me around sum ppl
>>044. Dumbest? brenan
>>045. Smartest? george bush but i hate him so not counted
>>046. Weirdest? maddie, but i understand eveeeeery word it says
>>047. Has the best hair? as of social/deb pics everyone does
>>048. Best personality? katie has 2 so beat that
>>049. Most talented? pft
>>050. Most ghetto? ummm, westside yo?
>>051. Most spoiled? i hate snobs. <---thats a fullstop
>>052. Drama queen? all of us have some drama queen in us
>>053. Pain in the ass? none
>>054. Funniest? jenniings
>>055. Best advice giver? kkatie
>>056. Druggie? none
>>057. Most likely to join a cult? dylan started his own
>>058. Have you lost touch with a good friend recently? no
>>059. Person you've been friends with the longest? all rider ppl and maddie tooo
>>060. How many friends do you have on your buddy list? 150 - how many do i know??? thats makes it about 50

~Love/Other Stuff~

>>061. Have you ever been in love? once, ill try not to go back either
>>062. How many people have you told "I love you"? zilch zero none nort
>>063. How many people have you been in love with? 1 for 2 days
>>064. How many people have said “I love you” to you? few but not in that way
>>065. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex? gun
>>066. How many people have you dated? Q>>062.
>>068. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? eyes...
>>069. What type of guy/girl do you usually go for? funny, outgoing, and not smoker or heavy drinker
>>070. Do you have a bf/gf? no
>>071. If so where did you meet them? 0
>>072. What do you like most about your bf/gf?
>>073. Do you have a crush right now? me3ebee
>>074. If so who is it?



>>075. Do you believe in love at first sight? nope
>>076. Do you remember your first love? no
>>077. Who is the first person you really liked?
>>078. Do you believe in fate? sure
>>079. Do you believe in soul mates? yea thats why theres marriage
>>080. If so do you believe you'll ever find yours? i might

~Family Stuff~

>>104. How many siblings do you have? 2
>>105. What are your parents names? mark, judy
>>106. What are your siblings names? steven, ellen
>>107. How many siblings does your mother have? 1
>>108. How many siblings does your father have? 11
>>109. Where are your parents from? aus
>>110. Is your family close? ehh no
>>111. Does your family get together for holidays? no
>>112. Do you have a drunk uncle? YES!!!! CHOOK!!!!
>>113. Any medical problems run through your family? yea being super annoyin
>>114. Does someone in your family wear a toupee? wat is?
>>115. Do you have any nieces or nephews? no
>>116. Are your parents divorced? yessss
>>117. Do you have stepparents? nope
>>118. Has your family ever disowned another member of your family? on and off
>>119. If so for what?
>>120. Did some of your family come to the United States from another country? im from aus dick

~Music Stuff~

>>121. What song do you swear was written about you or your life? i should pay attention
>>122. What's the most embarrasing CD you own? offspring
>>124. What song do you absolutely hate? emo, theyre all a bunch off pusies crying over a rabbit
>>125. Do you sing in the shower? no
>>126. What song reminds you of that special someone? Alot

~Favorites~

>>152. Color: black and red
>>153. Food: dunno
>>154. Song: whatevers on
>>155. Show: csi or 24 was
>>156. School subject: web design and programming
>>157. Band/singer: c.o.f or trapt
>>158. Animal: cat if i wasn't allergic
>>159. Outfit: dont have
>>160. Radio station: 105.1 MMM
>>161. Movie: cat in the hat and finding nemo
>>162. Pair of shoes: nikes
>>163. Cartoon: spongebob square pants
>>164. Actor: none
>>165. Actress: eeek
>>166. Potato chip: doritos
>>167. Drink: V redbull or red eye
>>168. Alcholic drink: j-daniels, rusky or udl
>>169. Holiday: bali at end of year
>>170. Perfume/cologne: ssssst
>>171. Pizza topping: cheese
>>172. Jello flavor: RED
>>173. Lunch meat: your a meat
>>174. Board game: Monopoly
>>175. Video game: DH Domination
>>176. Website: farkin.net
>>177. Book: magazine!
>>178. Computer game: mines to slow to run em
>>179. Number: 6
>>180. Cereal: fruit loops
>>181. Comedian: rodney rude
>>182. Dessert: your crack
>>183. Disney character: Nemo
>>184. Clothing store: um??
>>185. Pasttime: riding
>>187. Childhood toy: GUMBY...YERRRR
>>188. Carnival game/ride: the fairy floss machine
>>189. Candy: fake pies
>>190. Magazine: MTB-UK
>>191. Salad dressing: not a fan of the old salad
>>192. Thing to do on the weekend: go out with friends and ride
>>193. Hot drink: hot chocolate
>>194. Season: summer
>>195. Sport to watch: footy
>>196. Person to talk to online: ....uh everyone on my msn

~Your Bedroom/Sleeping Habits~

>>197. What color are your sheets? white and black
>>198. What color are your bedroom walls? fluro yellow
>>199. Have posters on your wall? yea
>>200. If so of what? car
>>201. Do you have a tv in your bedroom? yahuh
>>202. How many pillows are on your bed? 2
>>203. What do you normally sleep in? boxers and a shirt
>>204. Describe your favorite pair of pajamas: school clothes when i dont wnana get changed
>>205. What size bed do you have? queen double
>>206. Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed? normal bed
>>207. Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom? nope
>>208. Do you listen to music while trying to fall asleep? all time
>>209. Describe the last nightmare you had: i saw my sister normally , fuck i jumped!
>>210. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? no
>>211. How many people can comfortably sleep in your bed? 3
>>212. Do you sleep in any unusual positions? nah
>>213. Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling? noope
>>214. Do you snore? no - FACT -
>>215. How about drool? eewww no
>>216. Do you have an alarm clock in your room? yea 3 cos i suck at getting up
>>217. What color is the carpet in your room? light brown
>>218. What's under your bed? carpet
>>219. Coke/Pepsi: coke
>>220. Doughnuts/bagels: doughnuts
>>221. Day/night: night
>>222. Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west: south
>>223. Heaven/hell: heaven
>>224. Make love/have sex: love
>>225. Coffee/tea: coffee
>>226. Hamburgers/hotdogs: burgers
>>227. Rap/rock: rock
>>228. Britney/Christina: Christina
>>229. Swiss cheese/american cheese: SWISS!!
>>230. Real World/Road Rules: real world
>>231. Backstreet Boys/*Nsync: none, BANG - DEAD -
>>232. Silver/gold: gold
>>233. Nike/Adidas: nike
>>234. McDonalds/Taco Bell: taco bell?
>>235. Sweet/sour: sweet
>>236. Punk/emo: punk
>>237. Hot/cold: hot
>>238. Winter/summer: summer
>>239. Spring/fall:spring
>>240. Operas/plays: plays
>>241. Read/watch tv: watch tv
>>242. CD's/Tapes: CDs
>>243. DVDs/VHS: DVD
>>244. Old/new: new
>>245. Shorts/skirts: shorts
>>246. Pink/red: red
>>247. Color pictures/black and white photos: both
>>248. Meat/vegetables: meat
>>249. Mexican food/chinese food: mexican
>>250. Commercials/infomercials: commercials
>>251. Scary movies/comedies: comedies
>>252. Bikinis/one piece bathing suits: bikinis
>>253. Sandals/tennis shoes: any will do
>>254. Dogs/cats: dogs
>>255. Unicorns/fairies: unicorns
>>256. Water/land: land
>>257. Sugar/spice: sugar
>>258. Black/white: black
>>259. Ribbons/bows: ribbons
>>260. Chicken/beef: ch1cken
>>261. Colored christmas lights/white christmas lights:white like snoooww
>>262. Cars/trucks: cars
>>263. Austin Powers/James Bond: Austin powers
>>264. Popcorn/pretzels: pretzels
>>265. Hip/hop: hop on pop
>>266. Passionate kiss/peck:
>>267. WWE wrestling/ real wrestling: none
>>268. Backrub/foot massage: backrub...senstive feet lol
>>269. Picture frames/photo albums: albums
>>270. Pens/pencils: pens....cant rub them out

~What Is Your Opinion Of The Following~

>>271. Eminem: tries to hard
>>272. Sports: tiring
>>273. God: weed was discovered 100 BEFORE CHRIST AND GOD
>>274. The Osbournes: HAHA
>>275. Reality TV: big brother?
>>276. J.Lo: hoe
>>277. Religion: no
>>278. Emo music: bitches
>>279. Valentine's Day: has its ups and downs
>>280. Christina Aguilera's comeback: dammit!
>>281. Homosexuals: yuck to sum it up!
>>282. Abortion: stupid
>>283. Interracial relationships: why not love is love
>>284. Murder: nah ill pass
>>285. Death: beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
>>286. Obesity: maccaz in gut
>>287. Pre-marital sex: if you think your ready go for it
>>288. Terrorism: ..... on iraq, IM IN
>>289. Pornography: nudie nude
>>290. Fortune tellers: innacurate asholes who want your cash
>>291. Threesomes: where to go?
>>292. Prostitution: root for money bad
>>294. Country music: neeeeemeeeeeeepoooopiiiiiiiiiwooooooweeeeeeeeeewaaaaaaaaddddddiiiiiiii
>>295. George W. Bush: monkey looking
>>296. Cloning: x2
>>297. Britney's boobs: fake
>>298. Gas prices in America: gasy

~Name Game~

What Do You Think Of When You Hear These Common Names?...
>>299. Jack: of of a quiz!
>>300. Tiffany: whore
>>301. Ben: nebneb
>>302. Mariah: Carey?
>>303. Jennifer: i work with her, shes kool
>>304. Nicole: work with her too
>>305. Amy: her too i think
>>306. Adam: mada
>>307. Richard: dick
>>308. Justin: gay
>>309. Arnold: hey arnold
>>310. Tom: and katie,, ha
>>311. Melissa: me missah
>>312. Charlotte: good charlotte
>>313. Harold: neighbours
>>314. John: nobody
>>315. Joel: preston?
>>316. Vanessa: thik i work with her too
>>317. Michelle: fuck her
>>318. Kevin: hoar
>>319. Brent: subway man....make my lunch
>>320. Karen: hmm dont no
>>321. Billy: kettle?
>>322. Sarah: goodyear
>>323. Natalie: jes' frend
>>324. Christy: my name partially
>>325. Nick: nope.....
>>326. Linda: MINDA!!!!
>>327. Taylor: who cares
>>328. Jordan: Micheal
>>329. Jaime: uncle
>>330. Adrian: work with him

~Have You Ever....~

>>331. Mooned anyone? SHICHYEAH
>>332. Been on a diet? choclate diet
>>333. Been to a foreign country? no
>>334. Broken a bone? no
>>335. Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling? yea, mmm tooth
>>336. Sworn at a teacher? yea mr-hakka
>>337. Talked to an LJ member via e-mails or instant message? yup
>>338. Gotten in a fight? yea
>>339. Dated a teacher? yeah, cya there _b
>>340. Laughed so hard you peed your pants? yes, only once tho
>>341. Thought about killing your enemy? nope
>>342. Gone skinny dipping? in the shower, see baths are risky, sumone could bust a move on the old door handle and waltz in but shower u got a screen so by time they walk in u like ey fuck off rrag, then no damage, baths are risky buisnees!!!EEEEExxxxTReeEEmMMMEeeeeeEEE
>>343. Met another LJ member in the flesh? yaya
>>344. Told a little white lie? yea...
>>345. Told a secret you swore not to tell? nope...
>>346. Used a foreign object to masturbate?
>>347. Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid? think everyone has but yes
>>348. Been on tv? yeah, cactus garden on you yangs nationals riding, yay
>>349. Been on the radio? nup
>>350. Been in a mosh pit? not yet!!
>>351. Been to a concert? yeah
>>352. Dated one of your best friends? nup
>>353. Loved someone so much it makes you cry? everyone goes through it
>>354. Decieved somebody close to you? no......
>>355. Broken the law? yupyup
>>356. Been to a rodeo? nope
>>357. Been on a talk show? nope
>>358. Been on a game show? nope
>>359. Been on an airplane? ya
>>360. Gotten to ride on a firetruck? yes i have!
>>361. Came close to dying? yesssss
>>362. Cheated on a bf/gf? no
>>363. Gave someone a piggy back ride? all the time
>>364. Terrorized a babysitter? yes
>>365. Made a mud pie? who hasn't!
>>366. Had a dream that you're falling off a cliff? yeah, then i realised i had a rope and got bored
>>367. Snuck out of the house at night? yeap
>>368. Been so drunk you don't remember your name? yea wooo memories...
>>369. Had an eating disorder? nope, hate those people
>>370. Felt like you didn't belong? yuuuh
>>371. Felt like the 3rd wheel? yea
>>372. Smoked? no
>>373. Done drugs? no
>>374. Stolen money from a poor person begging on the street? thats just wrong
>>375. Had your tonsils removed? no
>>376. Gone to camp? yes, all that been on
>>377. Won a bet? yeah, go 5 bucks
>>378. Written a love letter? nup
>>379. Gone out of your way to be with the one you love?
>>380. Written a love poem?
>>381. Kissed in the rain? no
>>382. Slow danced with someone you love? no
>>383. Participated in cyber sex? noope
>>384. Stolen something from a store? ya
>>385. Stolen a kiss? no
>>386. Asked a friend for relationship advice? maebe
>>387. Had a friend steal your bf/gf? nup
>>388. Watched the sunset/rise with someone special? nah....tey werenn't special
>>389. Gotten a speeding ticket? nope but wait till i get my car
>>390. Done jail time? nah dont plan too either
>>391. Had to wear a uniform to work? one not the other
>>392. Won a trophy? yea
>>393. Thrown up in public? yea
>>394. Bowled a perfect game? no, i got 163
>>395. Failed/got held back? no
>>396. Gotten perfect attendance in grade school? nope
>>397. Roasted pumpkin seeds? pumpin your bloody seeds
>>398. Taken ballet lessons? _b cya there
>>399. Attempted suicide? no
>>400. Cut yourself? yea

~Childhood Stuff~

>>401. Did you play with Barbies?hell fuck yea, did i say that?
>>402. Did you own Treasure Trolls? gumby
>>403. Did you watch Beverly Hills 90210? nope
>>407. Did you believe there were monsters in your closet or under your bed? lol nope
>>408. Did you wear underwear with the days of the week on them? no
>>409. Were you shy? probly
>>410. Were you spoiled? yea
>>411. Were you abused? nope
>>412. Did you go to the circus? yeaaa
>>413. Did you go to the zoo? yeaaaa
>>414. Were you in a car accident? nope
>>415. Did you build snowmen? at hotham
>>416. Did you cry when you scraped your knee? no
>>417. Were your older cousins mean to you? yes, but i got them back
>>418. Did you think slinkies were cool? yup....nuthings changed
>>419. Did you think the Ninja Turtles really lived in the sewer? yeah and they still rule
>>420. Were you afraid of the dark? nope
>>421. Did you have slumber parties? no
>>422. Did you have New Kids On The Block sheets, sleeping bags and pajamas? who? and no...
>>424. Did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/ and the Tooth Fairy? yes, did

~Randomness~

>>425. Do you believe in aliens? not
>>426. Name 3 things that are next to your computer: phone, camera and a screwdriver
>>427. Any hidden talents? no
>>428. Do you wish MTV would play music videos? TV doesnt bother me
>>429. If you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie would it be? comedy
>>430. What would your movie star name be? doesnt matter
>>431. Do you play any sports? nuhuh
>>432. What's the scariest movie you've ever seen? feroget the name but it was a numbertwo, maybe cos i had my head under sum1 elses the whole time, scary
>>433. What is the best movie you've seen in the theater or rented recently? fast furious 1
>>434. What is the dumbest movie you've ever seen? punch drunk
>>435. Do you drive? yes when i can
>>436. What is your dream car? Hummer H1
>>437. What kind of car does your family most often drive? mitsu lancer or holdn calais sII
>>438. Do others think you are good looking? NO do you...
>>439. Would you ever sky dive? i hope i am for my 16th
>>440. Do you believe in Bigfoot? no
>>442. Are you afraid of roller coasters? no
>>443. Do you believe in God? no but i think theres some one out there like letterbox theifs
>>444. Do you believe in Satan? no
>>445. Do you believe there is a heaven? no
>>446. Do you believe there is a hell? no
>>447. Do you own a pool table? no
>>448. Do you have a pool? portable
>>449. Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen? yea
>>450. Do you like chocolate? yes, only a certain type
>>451. Who/what is on your 2004 calendar? puppies and stuff
>>453. Wished on a shooting star? no
>>454. Best Halloween costume you ever wore? my clothes inside out
>>455. Do you carry any weapons on you? no
>>456. What is your weakness? my self
>>457. Name something you can't get enough of: sleep....word to the person who did this before me
>>458. Do you ever want to get married? maybe
>>459. How many kids do you want to have? 3 if i get marrried
>>460. Future daughters names: bob, jane, t-mart
>>461. Future sons names: fuck this is lame
>>462. What is your ideal way to die? riding big
>>463. How do you release stress? riding or yelling
>>464. Are you a trendy person? do you think?
>>465. Are you an artistic person? no
>>466. Are you a realistic person? yea
>>467. Do you untie your shoes every time you take them off? nooope
>>468. Are you a strong person? id like to think so
>>469. Are you a strong-willed person? why not
>>470. Who was the last person to e-mail you? my emails rooted so i dunno
>>471. Who was the last person to IM you? maddie
>>472. Do you hate chain e-mails? hell yea annoying little shits
>>473. Are you a deep sleeper? sometimes
>>474. Are you a good story teller? wouldnt know
>>475. What do you believe is your best quality? people say iim funny
>>476. What is your greatest accomplishment? growing up
>>477. Do you like to burn candles or incense? no
>>479. Do you have your own credit card? yes
>>480. Let's say you win the lotto. What do you do with all that money? buy a car, house and give to parents if need
>>481. Do you have a checkbook? nope
>>482. Do you like your driver's license picture? dont got a drivers license
>>484. What color is your hair naturally? brownish/blondish
>>486. How many cavities did you have at your last dentist visit? 1
>>487. Is the glass half full or half empty? half full
>>489. Worst feeling in the world? The greatest and most popular disease- Broken Heart
>>488. Best feeling in the world? being with friends
>>489. Last website you were at? www.homestarrunner.net its dot com!!!!!!!!
>>490. Last thing you downloaded? nothing, over limit
>>491. Do you catch yourself using online terms in your real life? yea, like cya
>>492. What do you think people think of you? i dont care
>>493. Are you a likeable person? hope so, if not tell me, then go away
>>494. Do you need therapy? nah
>>495. Do you take medication for a chemical imbalance? no
>>496. What the best way to propose to someone? pie shop
>>497. What kind of movie would you star in? we went through this already
>>498. Fed Ex and UPS were to merge. Would they call it? Fed UP(with this text!!!1 :O:O:O i see the end, RUNS!!)
>>499. What's your favorite phrase? if once you fail, never try again
>>500. What are you thinking right now? finishing this
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Think from [Jul. 28th, 2004|04:42 am]
[mood | blah]
[music |Phone ringing]

CCute
HHealthy
1
CClever
KKinky
EEccentric
NNoisy

Name / Username:



thats a lot of jibberish but i just copy and pasted it, nothing happened today except went out for tea...NOT FUN...when with family....or whats left of..

Chris
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(optional) [Jul. 27th, 2004|04:03 am]
[mood | pissed off]
[music |computer noises]

Read, nothings going on cos thats just me

INSTRUCTIONS:
1. Copy this whole list into your journal.
2. Bold the things that are true about you.
3. Whatever you don’t bold is false.


01. I miss somebody right now.
02. I don’t watch much TV these days
03. I love olives
04. I love sleeping
05. I own lots of books
06. I wear glasses or contact lenses
07. I love to play video games when i am bored
08. I’ve tried marijuana
09. I’ve watched porn movies
10. I have been in a threesome
11. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship
12. I believe honesty is usually the best policy
13. I have acne free skin
14. I like and respect Al Sharpton
15. I curse frequently
16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year
17. I have a hobby
18. I’ve been told I: (women) have an applebottom, (men) am packing.
19. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me
20. I’m really, really smart
21. I’ve never broken someone’s bones
22. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal
23. I hate the rain
24. I’m paranoid at times
25. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free
26. I need money right now!
27. I love Sushi
28. I talk really, really fast
29. I have fresh breath in the morning
30. I have semi-long hair
31. I have lost money in Las Vegas
32. I have at least one brother and/or one sister
33. I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
34. I shave my legs (females) or face (males) on a regular basis
35. I have a twin
36. I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past all 3
37. I couldn’t survive without Caller I.D.
38. I like the way that I look sometimes
39. I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months
40. I know how to cornrow
41. I am usually pessimistic
42. I have a lot of mood swings
43. I think prostitution should be legalized
44. I think Britney Spears is hot
45. I have cheated on a significant other in the past
46. I have a hidden talent if you're lucky enough...;]
47. I’m always hyper no matter how much sugar I have
48. I think that I’m popular
49. I am currently single
50. I have kissed someone of the same sex
51. I enjoy talking on the phone
52. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants
53. I love to shop
54. I would rather shop than eat
55. I would classify myself as ghetto
56. I’m bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders
57. I’m obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal
58. I don’t hate anyone. I dislike them.
59. I’m a pretty good dancer
60. I don’t think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington (and i that doesnt affect me in any way)
61. I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother
62. I have a cell phone
63. I believe in God
64. I watch MTV on a daily basis
65. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months
66. I love drama
67. I have never been in a REAL relationship before
68. I’ve rejected someone before
69. I currently have a crush on someone.
70. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life
71. I want to have children in the future
72. I have changed a diaper before
73. I’ve called the cops on a friend before
74. I bite my nails
75. I am a member of the Tom Green fan club
76. I’m not allergic to anything
77. I have a lot to learn
78. I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger
79. I plan on seeing Ice Cube’s newest "Friday" movie
80. I am very shy around the opposite sex SOMEtimes
81. I’m online 24/7, even as an away message maybe not 24
82. I have at least 5 away messages saved
83. I have tried alcohol or drugs before
84. I have made a move on a friend’s significant other in the past
85. I own the "South Park" movie
86. I have avoided assignments at work to be on Xanga or Livejournal only when i get bored
87. When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum
88. I enjoy some country music
89. I would die for my best friends if i had to
90. I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza
91. I watch soap operas whenever I can
92. I’m obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist
93. I have used my sexuality to advance my career
94. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all
95. I know all the words to Slick Rick’s "Children’s Story"
96. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy
97. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it
98. I have dated a close friend’s ex
99. I have cut my self before (even if it was small)
100. i am happy at this moment
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DO it..ey DO IT! [Jun. 8th, 2004|10:27 pm]
1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. Describe me in one word.
8. What was your first impression?
9. Do you still think that way about me now?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When's the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
15. Are you going to put this on your LJ to see what I say about you?
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uuhh [May. 25th, 2004|07:03 pm]
from today i have only got 2 exams to go then im on holidays, HAR, then we dont have to go to skool if no exams, thursday OFF, i am bored, this is my longest entry, dont look down
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borng as BAH [May. 2nd, 2004|03:36 pm]
You

What is your full name:: Chris
Spell your first name backwards:: sirhC
Date of birth:: 15 november
Male or female:: Male
Astrological sign:: forget
Nicknames:: daaasfasfa
Occupation:: driving forklifts
Height:: about yay high |
Weight:: bouce
Hair color:: blonde
Eye color:: blue
Where were you born:: Sandringham
Where do you reside now:: highett
Age:: 15
Screen names:: WEEEEWOOOOO
E-mail addy:: ch1cken_22@hotmail.com
What does your screen name stand for:: shit all
What is your greatestjournal name:: your a greatest journal name
What does your greatestjournal name stand for:: that
Pets:: tilly plus birds and fish......and sister
Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake:: no candles
Piercings:: 0!
Tattoo's:: to come....
Shoe size:: 12
Righty or lefty:: righty
Wearing:: clothes
Hearing:: v8 supercar noises
Feeling:: borED /
Eating/drinking:: Sleeping [\/]
Guys/Girls/Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff
Have you ever been in love:: you have
How many people have you said: i say said to you
How many people have you been in REAL love with:: PIng 0
How many people have you kissed:: 596
Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex:: no, thats for terorists
How many people have you dated:: waste of time
What do you look for in a guy/girl:: look for food
What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex:: i dont notice at all
What type of guy/girl do you usually go for:: fun
Do you have a crush right now:: No
If so who is it:: you
Do you believe in love at first sight:: burninated
Do you remember your first love:: my Dooog
Who is the first person you kissed::
Do you believe in fate:: deathd
Do you believe in soul mates:: wat is?
If so do you believe you'll ever find yours:: nnnnup fuck em
Family Stuff
How many siblings do you have:: 2
What are your siblings names:: her and him
What are your parents names:: mum & dad
How many siblings does your mother have:: 1
How many siblings does your father have:: 10
Where are your parents from:: Australia
Is your family close:: like <------------------------> x 19999 close
Does your family get together for holidays:: no
Do you have a drunk uncle:: 4
Any medical problems run through your family:: uuuh dentist that my uncle hit
Does someone in your family wear a toupee:: tha hell?
Do you have any nieces or nephews::no
Are your parents divorced:: yay
Do you have step parents:: No
Has your family ever disowned another member of your family:: i disown everyone
Did some of your family come to America from another country:: no, i dont live there...
Music Stuff
What song do you swear was written about you or your life:: slipknot - fuck this world
What's the most embarrassing cd you own:: kazaa
What's the best cd you own:: ^
What song do you absolutely hate:: anythingg with a banjo
Do you sing in the shower:: yes
What song reminds you of that special someone:: shooting games
Okay, I Name An Artist And You Give A Lyric From Any One Of Their Songs!
Pink:: You can push me out the window I'll just get back up You can run over me with your 18 wheeler truck And I won't give a fuck
Aerosmith:: every moment spent with you is a moment i treasure!!
Madonna:: tell me love isnt true its just something that we do-oo...
Korn:: Feeling like a freak on a leash
Backstreet Boys:: i want it that-a way
The Beatles:: he come groving up slowly he got j00j00 eyeballs
Sublime:: nfi
J.Lo:: lets get loud turn the music up just do it come on people...
*Nsync:: whats the deal with it POP life and when is it gonna fade out?
Limp Bizkit:: HEY YOU Mrs I dont know what the fuck your name is
Stacie Orrico:: i hate you but i love you i cant stop thinking of you
Creed:: With arms wide open under the sunlight...
Britany Spears:: dont you know that YOUR toxic
Good Charlotte:: hold on if you feel like letting go
Christina Aguilera:: sweat until my clothes come off
Eminem:: it feels so EMPTY without me!
Kelly Clarkson:: SUPRISE its time 2 feel whats real
Kelly Osbourne:: shut up im sick of all the noise
Mandy Moore:: i wanna be with you if only 4 the night
Eve:: Who's that girl? La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la Eve's that girl...
Aaliyah:: if first you don't succeed dust yourself off and try again
Nelly:: its getting hot in here so TAKE OFF all your clothes
Alicia Keys:: cause im crazy 2 let my man go and let some other jane doe come and try 2 steal him oh-no oh-no
Incubus:: you're no jesus, you're no elvis..
Favorites
Color:: green
Food:: hot chips
Song:: none
Show:: merrick and russel\24\csi and simpsons with las vegas
School subject:: NONE
Band/singer/artist::
Animal:: sheepcow
Outfit:: watever the babys got on
Radio station:: triple m
Movie:: something
Pair of shoes:: =dead
Cartoon:: simpsons
Actor:: steven segal and dmx
actress:: me
Potato chip:: salt+vinegar
Drink:: orange juice
Soda:: coke
Holiday:: queensland
Perfume/cologne:: quer eye for str8 guy
Pizza topping:: cheese
Jello flavor:: raspberry
Lunch meat:: cow dick
Card Game:: CA$H
Video game:: downhill domination
Website:: albinoblah
Book:: sif' read
Computer game:: computer is too slow to run pacman......so cs
Number:: 16
Cereal:: frooot loops
Comedian:: lano & woodley or merrick n russo
Dessert:: icecream!!
Disney character:: N3M0
Clothing store:: dont buy clothes
Past time:: sleep
Teacher:: hall
Childhood toy:: knife and toaster, donated by uncle john
Carnival game/ride:: rollercoaster
Candy bar:: dam american spelling
Magazine:: dont read
Salad dressing:: i dont playdress ups with salads
Thing to do on the weekend:: ride sleep and eat
Hot drink:: hot chocolate
Season:: Summer or Autum
Sport to watch:: Footy
Person to talk to online:: i dont talk, i let them talk
Your Bedroom/Sleeping Habits
What color are your sheets:: blue
What color are your bedroom walls:: yellow
Do you have posters on your wall:: yes
If so of what:: of riders and car(s) oh oh oh and great vic jumper with team photo!
Do you have a tv in your bedroom:: uhuh
How many pillows are on your bed:: 3
What do you normally sleep in:: anything, school clothes if i cant be bothered changing
Describe your favorite pair of pajamas:: BOxERS= shiney
What size bed do you have:: double
Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed:: slutbed
Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom:: i have a 'cellphone'
Describe the last nightmare you had:: too tired to dream
Do you sleep with stuffed animals:: chyeah! sure do
How many people can comfortably sleep comfortably in your bed:: 4 or 5
How many people can comfortably sleep comfortably in your bed:: 4 or 5
Any unusual sleeping positions:: side?
Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling:: no
Do you snore:: no
How about drool:: no
Do you have an alarm clock in your room:: yes, dont use it
What color is the carpet in your room:: cant tell
What's under your bed:: you'll never beleive me.....carpet
This or that
loser/wannabe:: loser
Doughnuts/bagels:: doughnuts
Day/night:: night
Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west:: eastsidewest
Heaven/hell:: either
Make love/have sex:: hang on the roof with a bear stuck in the chimney and a llama in my mailbox
Coffee/tea:: coffee
Hamburgers/hotdogs:: hamburger
Rap/rock:: rock
Britney/Christina:: christina
Swiss cheese/american cheese:: australian cheese
Real World/Road Rules:: dont like either
Backstreet Boys/*Nsync:: both fags
Silver/gold:: silver
Nike/Adidas:: adidas
McDonalds/Taco Bell:: McDonalds
Sweet/sour:: sweet
Punk/emo:: punk
Hot/cold:: hot
Winter/summer:: Winter
Spring/fall:: autumn
Operas/plays:: plays
Read/watch tv:: tv
Cd's/tapes:: cds
Dvd's/vhs:: dvds
Old/new:: new
Shorts/skirts:: skirts !!!!
Pink/red:: RED
Colored pictures/black and white photos:: both
Meat/vegetables:: tacos, bi-sexual food
Mexican food/chinese food:: mexican
Commercials/infomercials:: none
Scary movies/comedies:: scarymoovie
Bikinis/one piece bathing suits:: bikinis all the way!
Sandals/tennis shoes:: tennis shoes
Dogs/cats:: dogs
Unicorns/fairies:: unifary
Water/land:: land
Sugar/spice:: sugar
Black/white:: black
ribbons/bows:: knots that you cant untie
Chicken/beef:: ch1cken
Colored christmas lights/regular white christmas lights:: white christmas lights
Cars/trucks:: car
Austin Powers/James Bond:: Austin Power
Popcorn/pretzels:: popcorn
Hip/hop:: hip
Passionate kiss/peck:: tick tick
WWE wrestling/ real wrestling:: real
Back rub/foot massage:: back
Picture frames/photo albums:: albums
Pens/pencils:: pens
What Is Your Opinion Of The Following
Eminem:: wiggerrrrrr
Virgins:: ure a virgin? good 4 u!
God:: hes an asshole
The Osbournes:: funny as
Reality TV:: DIE DIE DIE!!!! *stabs big brother*
J.Lo:: microwaved for 3 secs too long
Religion:: wat? ooohhh that shit
Emo music:: wassat?
Valentine's Day:: red
Christina Aguilera's comeback:: in ur face is a comeback?
Homosexuals:: SHOOTING PRACTICE FOR ALL!!
Abortion:: if it looks ugly then ditch it
Inter-racial relationships:: meh
Murder:: bush
Death:: feels funny
Obesity:: fat
Pre-marital sex:: horny
Terrorism:: osama
Pornography:: desperate for ching ching to buy bling bling
Fortune Tellers:: bang
Threesomes:: with the queen? no thanks
Prostitution:: lj is a hooker
Politics:: gay
Country music:: fun
George W. Bush:: tosser
Cloning:: mmmm 2 me's. OI
Britney's boobs:: pop!
Gas prices in America:: does it look like i'd know...hold on let me just fly 2 america and check...
What Do You Think Of When You Hear These Common Names?...
Jack:: kcaj
Tiffany:: ynaffit
Ben:: neb
Maria:: airam
Jennifer:: refinneJ
Nicole:: elocin
Amy:: yma
Adam:: mada
Richard:: drahciR
Arnold:: dlonra
Tom:: mot
Melissa:: ASSilem
Charlotte:: charlotte's web
Harold:: from neighbours?
John:: nhoj
Joel:: leoj
Vanessa:: fagget
Michelle:: big name
Kevin:: queer name
Brent:: broken hand
Jake:: cubb?
Billy:: good charlotte
Sarah:: i no
Natalie:: natttttttt
Christy:: to many NAMES
Nick:: small dick
Linda:: adnil
Taylor:: was a good girl
Jordan:: was shiney
Jamie:: uncle
Adrian:: muler
Have You Ever....
Mooned anyone:: x50! yes lots
Been on a diet:: sugar diet
Been to a foreign country:: china town !
Broken a bone:: uhuh
Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling:: yes 2
Swear at a teacher:: sure have _b
Talked to an gj member via emails or instant messages:: gj u in a MINI
Got in a fight:: yer
Dated a teacher:: NO
Laughed so hard you peed your pants:: yeah
Thought about killing your enemy:: yes
Gone skinny dipping:: in the shower and bath ...extreEEEEEME
Met another gj member in the flesh:: i'll flesh, most of my friends on lj are my friends in life 2
Told a little white lie:: yes told so many they gone black
Told a secret you swore not to tell:: nop
Stolen anything:: yeaa
Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid:: sure have
Been on TV:: kind of
Been on the radio:: nup
Been in a mosh pit:: yes
Been to a concert:: nope
Dated one of your best friends:: no
Loved someone so much it makes you cry:: no
Deceived somebody close to you:: no
Broken the law:: yes
Been to a rodeo:: no
Been on a talk show:: no
Been on a game show:: no
Been on an airplane:: yes
Got to ride on a firetruck:: yes in grade 5
Came close to dying:: few times
Cheated on a bf/gf:: no
Gave someone a piggy back ride:: uuhuh
Terrorized a babysitter:: probably
Made a mud pie:: YES back in the day
Had a dream that you're falling off a cliff:: gutter
Snuck out of the house at night:: no
Been so drunk you don't remember your name:: i dunno
Had an eating disorder:: no
Felt like you didn't belong:: yes
Felt like the 3rd wheel:: yes
Smoked:: no
Done drugs:: no!!
Been arrested:: nup
Had your tonsils removed:: nope
Gone to camp:: yes!!
Won a bet:: yes
Written a love letter:: no
Gone out of your way to be with the one you love:: no
Written a love poem:: no had to but didn't
Kissed in the rain:: drank it
Slow danced with someone you love:: no
Participated in an orgy:: no
Faked an orgasm:: no
Stolen a kiss:: stolen? yoink
Asked a friend for relationship advice:: nup
Had a friend steal your bf/gf:: uhuh
Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love:: noo
Gotten a speeding ticket:: no
Done jail time:: nope
Had to wear a uniform to work:: no
Won a trophy:: yep
Thrown up in public:: yes that WAS cool
Bowled a perfect game:: no
Failed/got held back:: no
Got perfect attendance in grade school:: no
Roasted pumpkin seeds:: no
Taken ballet/karate lessons:: nnnnooooo
Attempted suicide:: no
Cut yourself:: no
Childhood Stuff
Did you play with Barbies/G.I. Joes:: no
Did you own Treasure Trolls:: no
Did you watch Beverly Hills 90210:: no
Did you play Simon Says:: yus!
Did you watch Fraggle Rock:: huh?
Did you wet the bed:: no
Did you believe there were monsters in your closet or under your bed:: yes yes i did
Did you wear the underwear with the days of the week on them:: no
Were you shy:: yes
Were you spoiled:: yes
Were you abused:: no
Did you go to the circus:: x4
Did you go to the zoo:: YEs
Were you in a car accident:: 2...fun
Did you build snowmen:: in bright
Did you cry when you scraped your knee:: no
Were your older cousins mean to you:: nope
Did you think slinkies were cool:: hell yes! still do
Did you think the Ninja Turtles really lived in the sewer:: no
Were you afraid of the dark:: nooo
Did you have slumber parties:: yuhuh
Did you have New Kids on the Block sheets, pillows, pajamas, sleeping bag?:
Did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/ and the Tooth Fairy:: yes
Randomness
Do you believe in aliens:: no
Name three things that are next to your computer:: phone,camera and mp3 layer
Do you have any hidden talents:: no, they coming to get you
Do you wish MTV would play music videos:: they do!!
If you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie would it be:: wouldn't
What would your movie star name be:: crazy ch1cken
Do you play any sports:: no
What's the scariest movie you've ever seen:: the mirror
What is the best movie you've seen in the theater or rented recently:: frget
What is the dumbest movie you've ever seen:: dumb and dumberer
Do you drive:: yea
What is your dream car:: moto: ducati 999
Do you think your good looking:: nO
Do others think you are good looking:: yes they do
Would you ever sky dive:: yes
Do you believe in Bigfoot:: stomp
How many rooms do you have in your house:: 10
Are you afraid of roller coasters:: no
Do you believe in God:: NO
Do you believe in Satan:: mayeb
Do you believe there is a heaven:: no
Do you believe there is a hell:: no, if there is god put it there...god is 'th crreator' ... think about it!
Do you own a pooltable:: pool is the boringest thing ever
Do you have a pool:: 2
Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen:: YES!
Do you like chocolate:: uhuh
Who/what is on your 2003 calendar:: its 2004 uuuuhhh
How many U.S. states have you been to:: 0
Ever wished on a shooting star:: no coz they run away 2 fast
Best Halloween costume you ever wore:: paoer bag'd
Do you carry any weapons on you:: in my pants -poking stick of doom-
What is your weakness:: weak
Name something you can't get enough of:: money
Describe yourself in 3 adjectives:: adjewats?
How many kids do you want to have:: none
Future daughters names:: --------
Future sons names:: -------
What is your ideal way to die:: dead bloody and smashed up in a train
How do you release stress:: sister
Do you consider yourself a trendy person:: no
Are you an artisitic person:: no way
Are you a realistic person?:: no
Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off:: sif
Are you a strong person:: maybe
Are you a strong willed person:: no
Who is the last person to e-mail you:: no1
Who is the last person to IM you:: the uJ-uJ
Do you hate chain e-mails:: YES! they suck ass, i reply mean things
Are you a deep sleeper:: no
Are you a good story teller:: i suck
What do you believe is your best quality:: annoying the shit out of people
What is your greatest accomplishment:: sleeping thru a double class of r-e without being noticed by anyone
Do you like to burn candles or incense:: candles
Do you have your own credit card:: bank card
Let's say you win the lotto. What do you do with all that money?:: buy more money
Do you have a check book:: no
Do you like your drivers licence:: no
Do you tan easily:: no
What color is your hair naturally:: blonde
How many fillings do you have:: 3
How many cavities did you have at your last dentist visit:: 0
Worst feeling in the world?: boredness
Best feeling in the world:: having fun
Is the glass half empty or half full:: got a hole and is broken
Last thing you downloaded:: nothing
Do you catch yourself using online terms in your real life?:: yeah
What do you think people think of you:: random
Are you a likeable person:: mayeb
Do you need therapy:: no
Do you take medication for a chemical imbalance:: nope
Do you love your bf/gf:: dont have 1
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge would they call it FED UP:: EX-UP - i can do them
When are you moving:: moving from here now
What's your favorite phrase:: shwing
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im bored [Dec. 18th, 2003|11:53 pm]
7 mins to happy new day!!!!!!!
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FIRST!!! [Dec. 18th, 2003|11:45 pm]
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